Rangkai ngelik ketawa lekik-lekik

                                      Ngisi Borang Kena Minta Keja

Name : Ajoi Anak Apai indai
Age : Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Religion: I only have experience praying my cat which dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race. How u know?
Nationality : I don’t like National. I prefer Sanyo
IC No.: 6735
Tel No.: My house no telephone
HP No.: Nokia 3310
Address: Sarawak
City: Nurhaliza?
Postcode: I never post anything
Country: I love travel to London
Status: Secret
EmailAddress : Hotmail
Education Background : My teacher said, not bad
Working Experience : Last time I got sell pirate VCD
Father’s Name : Daddy
Father’s IC No. : U ask him
Mother’s Name : Mummy
Mother’s IC No. : U ask her
Expected Salary : As much as u can pay
When can start work? : Depends on my mood
Highest Qualification : Very high
Grade : Also very high
College/University : College
Signature : Can I use chop??

                                         Peresa Bulih 100%


Anak:indai aku bulih 100% ba peresa aku..
Indai:nama peresa nuan ke bulih puin ke 100% nya anak...?
Anak:“Matematik 30%, Bahasa Melayu 50%, dan Sejarah 20%
            100% meh semua nya indai..
Indai:Nama anak tu sigi ke ngemelik ke aku tau ke nda..


                                       Handfree@ jari percuma

Tu meh siti cara ke paling nyamai diatu senang nda ibuh ngena bluetooth tauka wireless agi..
uji meh cara baru tu..ekonomi agi.


                                          
                                                          Anang Takut
Bisi siko urang ke sakit ti deka di buntas (ka ba putong)..ya tu nda sakit raya amat..
mua ya pucat..siku dutur ke di asuh medah ya tadi lalu tama gai bilik bedah,lalu bejaku
enggau ya ke sakit nya..
Dutur:nama nuan baka ke takut...anang irau nuan nadai ngawa...kering ke ati nuan
Sakit:bakani aku nda takut deh dutur,tu meh terubah aku di putung..enda kala aku..
Dutur:sama-sama meh tua tu..aku tu pen terubah ya medah urang
Sakit:#^%#$@&^*^%

                                            Surat Mai Putus Pangan
Lita ka mai mutus ke pengerindu ngau pangan ya ke bansa urang putih..
laban lita ke enda sanggup betemu mua ngau pangan ya nya..diak lita lalu nulis siti
surat ke pangan ya nya baka tu...hehehehehe


%  Hi,My motive write this letter is to give know you something. I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US. I have think about this very cook. I know i clap one hand only.Correctly, i have see you and she together at town with my eyes self. You always request apology back back. I don’t trust you again!!!My Friend speak you play three wood.
Now i know you correct correct play three wood. so, i break off to pull my body from this love triangle.I know this result i pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me. so, i break off to go far from here. But i always love where also i live….Safe live……


IS tru
Lita


                                                                       Bilik No 27
Siko lelaki ke telepun ngagai rumah urang sakit gila lalu nanya urang ke nyambut penatai ba 
rumah sakit jiwa @ rumah urg gila ko laki nya nanya...
lelaki:Nama bilik No.27 nya bisi urang diau diak..?
Penyambut Penatai:Ok nganti ku ngecik dulu...
lelaki:Auk.....
Penyambut Penatai:Nadai urang ba bilik No.27 nya..
Lelaki:Auk manah meh ti nadai urang diak
Penyambut Penatai:Nama utai ke manah ko nuan nya..
Lelaki:Nya reti ya aku udah betul-betul ulih ngelari ke diri ari nya
Penyambut Penatai:#$$@#%^^%#^&*@^#^^&&^&